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Train Corpse

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What a lovely thing to look at on my way in to work...
9th Sep 2005, 12:46   | tags:,comments (7)

Mon The BIFFY!!!!

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Do it. Mon them. Now.

Biffy at Reading - shortly before obtaining a wonderful A5 postcard autographed by them. Jolly good band indeed.
2nd Sep 2005, 13:29   comments (2)

Desk ornaments update...

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Hey y'all beautiful people.Thought i'd keep you updated on my corporate ornamental beings...Creature Comfort Wars: A New Comfort As you can see from those pictures, R2 and Turbo-Turtle have been busy. At the moment, on the moon 'Razzmattash' (it has three suns! - up yours Alderaan) the chinese government are wreaking havoc stealing all of our beans! Yes *sniffs* they kidnapped Bean :o( oh so sad.Despite TT (Turbo Turtle) and Bean's history, TT thought it would be a gallant move to attempt a rescue mission to retrieve Bean, who certainly has lost his coolness - he has been imprisoned in the septic tank of the current chinese emperor, bim bum bo (who is actually 7 months old today)However, all they had were each other. They knew they would need some help from the underworld king, 'RikkiTikkaMassala' Han Solo's great great great great great grandfather thrice removed and once added on's uncle's sister's father-in-law. RTM hooked them up with a nice blue landcruiser, nicknamed bob because of its close resemblance to TT's first dog. (thats another story - visit for a beanie baby of bob and you will be shocked by the acute resemblance)armed with a penknife and a sausage, TT successfully managed to create a new cape made from reinforced ultimatutitanium steelcarbon that would withstand the weight of bob and R2 (who has been eating too many cheeseburgers and is getting quite fat - he told me he's pleased that the cape hides his podgy gut)TT attached himself to bob with an electroclandestinic belt and R2 squeezed into his little hole - after watching Empire Strikes Back to re-aquaint himself)I believe they are currently having a cup o' tea on the great wall of china - TT is about to do a recce of the area as he's scared of the emperor.
18th Aug 2005, 18:07   comments (1)

Corporate Ornaments

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R2-D2 with Turbo Turtle & Pirate Bean!Derr derr derrrr-derrrr derrrrrrrr. Dummm dummm, duh-duh-duh-duhhhhh dumm.
23rd Jul 2005, 21:15   comments (7)

New T-Shirt!

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23rd Jul 2005, 21:04   comments (1)

New Hat!

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God I look good - the orange glow of the Mexican sunset glancing off my
cheek. Bliss.
23rd Jul 2005, 21:02   comments (4)


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Cool mesh art in London
4th Apr 2005, 20:14   comments (1)