In A Hand Basket

by Xochizlan

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"I had rather be a canker in his hedge than a rose in his grace, and it better fits my blood to be disdained of all than to fashion a carriage to rob love from any: In this, though I cannot be said to be a flattering honest man, it must not be denied that I am a plain-dealing villain. I am trusted with a muzzle and enfranchised with a clog; therefore I have decreed not to sing in my cage. If I had my mouth, I would bite; if I had my liberty, I would do my liking: in the meantime let me be that I am and seek not to alter me."
- William Shakespeare, _Much Ado About Nothing_

"Make no friends with an angry man; and with a furious man thou shalt not go: Lest thou learn his ways, and get a snare to thy soul."
Proverbs 22:24-25 (KJV)

"The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who is able to think things out for himself, without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane and intolerable, and so, if he is romantic, he tries to change it. And even if he is not romantic personally he is very apt to spread discontent among those who are."
- HL Mencken

"Too many people in this gutless world have come under the impression that writers are a race of finks, queers and candy asses to be bilked, cheated and mocked as a form of commercial sport. It should be noted, therefore, in the public interest, that some writers possess .44 Magnums and can puncture beer cans with 240-grain slugs from that weapon at a distance of 150 yards."
-Dr. Hunter S Thompson

"You are a sick, twisted, sadistic, monsterous fuck. But you know, these are your finer qualities."

"I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor-- even President, it seemed. And for the first time in the history of mankind, something new, called an astronaut. But like so many kids brought up on a steady diet of Westerns, I always wanted to be the avenging cowboy hero-- that lone voice in the wilderness, fighting corruption and evil wherever I found it, and standing for freedom, truth and justice. And in my heart of hearts I still track the remnants of that dream wherever I go, in my endless ride into the setting sun."
-Bill Hicks, _Revelations_

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Too small

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These came in the mail today. Very pretty, but they're way too small for my
feet though. Maybe I can find someone who wears a size seven shoe and would
like a lovely new pair of Chucks.
27th Nov 2006, 21:09   comments (11)

Bondage kitty

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20th Nov 2006, 03:56   comments (1)

No more green

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20th Nov 2006, 03:54   comments (2)

You're not clipping my nails

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This is the face you get when you assume Gatsby is asleep, you assume you'll be able to clip his nails while he's dreaming, and you find out how wrong you are on every possible level.
17th Nov 2006, 03:32   comments (1)

The Small Slice

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No kidding. The pizza place down the street from my house serves slices the size of your head. Or even my head. Which is one of the bigger heads you'll ever meet. I asked him to give me the smallest slice on the pie. This will be dinner tonight and lunch tomorrow.

Scissors included for scale.
16th Nov 2006, 02:41   comments (5)

Math sux

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Stuck at inservice for algebra teachers all day.
7th Nov 2006, 17:46   comments (3)


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4th Nov 2006, 18:05   comments (1)

Sickly, Sleepy Buggy.

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Gatsby isn't feeling very well. :( He might have a little cold. If he's not okay by tonight he gets to go to the doctor in the morning. He does seem to be much improved over what he was two days ago, so we're hoping that he doesn't have to go to the vet. Hopefully, napping and kisses will do the trick for the little buggy.

It's not horribly serious, just a little sickly. Poor Buggy.