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"... they come in all colours, one size fits all ..."

"... don't be fooled by cheap imitations ..."

"... the large print giveth and the small print taketh away ... ah"


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The Devil's brew!

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Oh! beautiful, evil strange concoction, brings back those feelings of weird
and wonderful old time cough medicines when I was young (Benylin?). It
slithers desceivingly down, the back of your throat on the spur of
spontaneous combustion, the tip of your tongue sparkling and tingling, and
then, your very epicentre begins to radiate.

Its wicked juice. Try two bottles, it makes you stupid. Is that a good

Mmmm, medicine.

22nd May 2004, 02:38   comments (2)


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Oh dear its 4am. Again.

Headphones on, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, loud. Brooklyn's FINEST!

Nuff said.
21st May 2004, 04:11   comments (0)

Gotta love Spring!

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Our house, in the middle of our street.

Followed by other beautiful blooms, smelling sweetly through the warm mist after a May shower.

Its not Summer yet, definitely still Spring!
21st May 2004, 03:12   comments (0)

Just saw Auf de Mar!

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Auf de Mar. Pretty good. She's not got much material mind. Short set. Couldn't help looking at her though and thinking, Tori Amis with a metal heart.

Sorry ;)

21st May 2004, 02:56   comments (2)

If the beer is bottled, and the decor trendy ... POSE!

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Oh Wilfy Wilf Donald! You're much happier with a pint aren't you? Heh.
Wilf's an archaeologist. When I first met him he had worked in a motor parts warehouse for about 50 million years. He gave it up to go back to Uni. Good on him. But there seems to be some strange symmetry there, don't you think? I mean, from delving around in the back of an old shed looking for parts to ... archaeology.
12th May 2004, 02:02   comments (0)

Jagermeister Eggcups!

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Oh yeah! ... the best drink ... but is it really the best way?

All the eggcups are animals by the way; a giraffe, zebra, lion and a leopard.

Oh, and something else you should know; Jagermeister is l u s h.

12th May 2004, 01:35   comments (1)

Pixie? ... the Kiddy Sniffer!

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Okay Rachael, what bit of p i x i e didn't you understand?!

Zag says you look like the Kiddy Sniffer. I think you belong more in Royston Vasey. You been gettin meat from that dodgy butcher again? ... Rachael? ... err, no, don't, I was just joking ...

29th Apr 2004, 22:02   comments (3)

Ella hedge-hopping

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The ancient art of 'hedge-hopping', beautifully demonstrated by Ella, a cousin I s'pose you'd say.

This was last year at Ravenscar, on the Northumberland coast, a fabulously dour and dirty, cliffwalled pebble beach. The hedge was in the hotel gardens, high on a cliff edge, overlooking a sheer head-spinning drop. Ella claims I threw her into the hedge ... would I do that?

29th Apr 2004, 05:24   comments (2)